All this clever wordplay was courtesy of the reporting &/or imagination of The Mystery Man, Hugo Holland? We need to hear more from & about this ringer!
Gauging by the cheeky tone & effortless professionalism, it seems this must be a 7 decades-long hybrid best-selling novelist & regional newscaster, perhaps also moonlighting as part of "The Onion" satirical braintrust?
Let us know!
Asked to swim back to their watering whole *through* the pool, Youse guys is killin' me! 😅
Is it April 1st again already?!? 🙃
All this clever wordplay was courtesy of the reporting &/or imagination of The Mystery Man, Hugo Holland? We need to hear more from & about this ringer!
Gauging by the cheeky tone & effortless professionalism, it seems this must be a 7 decades-long hybrid best-selling novelist & regional newscaster, perhaps also moonlighting as part of "The Onion" satirical braintrust?
Let us know!
Asked to swim back to their watering whole *through* the pool, Youse guys is killin' me! 😅